Welcome.

I am Justin. This here is my advertising portfolio. Feel free to poke around.

If you're confused; you're on the internet, looking at a website. 

Topics herein include, but are not limited to: advertisements, the craft of living, non-specifics about the animal kingdom, sweeping generalizations regarding people including friends and family, eels, life hacking, death hacking, educated guesses about politics/culture, biased opinions about sport, how not to screw up your last chance at redemption, astronostrology, celebrity laundry tips, et cetera.

Please enjoy.