HELLO.

If you like anything you see here, or if you've got something you'd like to ask me, send me an email.

I'd love to hear from you.

Or you could send me photos and I'll autograph them. 

If I don't have time to autograph the photos, my personal assistant will do it. You'll never even know it wasn't me.  

If my assistant isn't available, or if it turns out that I don't have an assistant and never did, the photos will be sent back and you'll be charged postage.