“He’s a man amongst boys, which sometimes just comes across as creepy. But maybe we shouldn’t be so quick to judge - a lot of grown men hang out at playgrounds teaching kids to yo yo. Maybe he’s just nice.”
— Charkam Snolty
“A born entertainer. You simply can’t take your eyes off him. ”
— Sandy LaPlage, NYT
“Have you ever heard the expression, “What am I, chopped liver?” Well, I don’t want to be rude, but compared to him - yes.”
— Seymour Glandsman
“I would give my experiences with Justin a solid 4.5 stars. In other words, I give it a 9 out of 10. Or a 13.5 out of 15. This is how math works.”
— Professor Dinkins
“You don’t really expect much from him, you know, because of the deformities. But sometimes he’ll surprise you. E.g., he learned to read.”
— Scott & Laura Prichard
“I’ve got some great stories. Like the time he intentionally gave me a can of green beans with botulism. That guys a bastard.”
— David Timley
“The best manicure I’ve had in a long time.”
— Buckminster Fuller
“Something nice about him.”
— Charles Barkley
“Oh, you really want me to say something nice about him? Come on, I don’t even know the guy. If I say he has nice hair will you stop contacting me?”
